I know everyone thinks I have three children, but in actuality there is a fourth, unseen, little gnome that lives around here. I’ve never actually seen him, but I know he exists. His name is Notme. Sometimes I feel Notme’s presence behind me and I think if turn around really fast I’ll see his shadow fleeing down the hallway. I also have a sneaking suspicion that Notme lives in other homes as well.
How do I know for certain Notme exists?
Q: “Who left the empty milk jug in the fridge?”
A: “Notme!”
Q: “Who was the last one to go to the bathroom without replacing the toilet paper!?”
A: “Notme!”
Q: “There was an entire package of Oreos this morning and now only 3 left. Who ate them all?”
A: “Notme!”
Q: “Who wants to help me with dinner?”
A: “Notme!”
Notme also has two brothers that show up from time to time. Their names are Idon’tknow and What!?
I do have another sneaking suspicion though that Notme, Idon’tknow and What look something like this:
Let me know if you’ve seen them!
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